An Ode To Matrimony

Hello again...in true Bollywood-ishtyle, here's the latest "original" composition from the inhabitants of 510 !
(for those who haven't heard this before - this one's based on "We Are The World" sung by Lionel Richie, Michael Jackson and a host of other ppl).....there should be no doubt about who this particular version refers to ! ;-)

So here goes... :

Ode To Matrimony

There comes a time,
When we heed a certain call,
When the rum,
Must stop, at not more than one.

There are dishes lying,
And its time to lend a hand,
To wife,
The greatest one of all.

I can't go on,
Pretending day by day,
That I am clean,
And that my chin, doesn't need a shave.

I am just a part of,
The 415 family,
And right now, you know,
A cigarette is all I need.

(chorus)
I am the Lord,
I am the Rockstar,
I am the one,who'll make the tea today,
Once I finish sweeping.

There's a choice I'm making,
I'm cleaning my own life,
It's true we'll make a better day,
Just her and me.